Square Dancing Queen Dress: $129.99
There’s so much more about this frock, we’d talk about it ‘round the clock! The velvet belted sleeves and waist, the polka dot bib so aptly placed - we saved our favorite thing for last, the dainty bow tie has so much sass! Now meet your partner and promenade - you dressed so well, you have it made!
Short Story Writer Top: $54.99
Like a balled-up tissue after you’ve blown your nose.
Penning tales of a modern gal looking for love in the city have you longing to up the quixotic quotient in your own life? Look no further than this airy ivory top. It’s luxurious silk-cotton blend, coy double straps, and romantic ruffles under the arms, at the neck, and across the front in marvelous mauve, make it just the thing to attract the admiration of your own mysterious suitor.
Betsey Johnson Repeated Success Dress: $260.00
Featuring a pop art-inspired print of a seductive starlet, this scoop neck, long-sleeved dress bursts with vibrant hues of canary, violet, scarlet, and royal blue. You’ll give your own particular ‘spin’ to the stories in the gossip columns with this dress’ flirty flared godet skirt.
Sam says nay, Spika says yay, what do you think?
Roundabout Sweater: $49.99
As a woman with her arms coming out of her waist, I have always struggled to find clothes tailored for me. Now, thanks to the Roundabout Sweater, I shall look no further. Thanks, ModCloth!
Merge this piece with black skinnies, foldover boots, and a satchel, then make the avenue your runway!
Tulsi Tea Skirt: $59.99
Honestly, the copy this time verges on being offensive.
Like the worshiped ancient plant, you’ll be rare and appreciated when you wear this fully-lined patchwork skirt by Moon Collection. Revel in how holy you feel when you twirl - the satiny fabric, the richly saturated colors and hindi-inspired patterns brushing softly at your knee.
As if holiness is as simple as putting on a (vastly-overpriced) skirt with “hindi-inspired” patterns!
Also, the skirt is just ugly.
Far as the Eye Can Sequin Top: $57.99
All that glitters is definitely not gold.
There will be no end to the style in sight when you flit about in this knockout V-neck top! Triumphantly showing a front covered in candle flame-like rays of iridescent, pink and white, bugle bead-edged sequins, this party-ready stunner will give you infinite panache
A Many-Spendored Thing Heel: $129.99
Algae on the top, funfetti cupcake on the bottom.
In the morning mist, two luxe elements, velvet and sparkles, kissed, and the world stood still as this bold, jaw-dropping peep toe heel, by Poetic License, fantastically formed! Like your favorite song of love, this amazing platform heel will make you giddy with glee.
Tree House Secrets Cardigan: $89.99
Featuring an oversized hood that doubles as a draping collar, a zip-up front, and cable stitching around the bottom, this find will make you want to stay in that tree house indefinitely.
Either that, or just never leave the house.
Rain Delay Coat: $184.99
I’m the goddamn Batman.
Snap it up the front, pull the oversized collar up over your head like a hood, draw the toggled strings, and you’ll repel precipitation but not people’s positive attention! So don’t defer adding this ultra chic piece of outerwear to your wardrobe, and you’ll be able to dawdle all the live-long day in style.
Oceans Two Piece: $199.99
This old thing? Oh, I got it out of my grandma’s closet. Um. It’s vintage. Yeah.
When you’re hitting up the poolside or sunny beach in this high roller plaid suit, make sure to have all of your necessities from a fashionable eco-friendly waterbottle to a pair of good-for-your-feet flats. Or, with its unique construction and retro fit, you can easily turn this two-piece into a daring duo ready to hit the dancefloor with the simple addition of a pair of leggings, a boyfriend blazer, and a dazzling statement necklace!
Tiers for Cheers Jacket: $67.99
Admire its flattering shape, including a simple Mandarin collar, cropped sleeves and hem, and soft, ruffled tiers that cascade down the front.
If your idea of “flattering shape” is “like a gray marshmallow with ruffles,” then sure.
The Sumptuous Sock: $14.99
Today, we lol not at the clothing, but at how hilariously overwrought the copy is.
Ladies, now you can get a leg up on luxury thanks to these sophisticated obsidian socks. These opulent ped-protectors are as sheer as they are silky, and feature one spectacularly splendorous detail that sets them apart from all other socks - exquisite rows of scalloped lace that line their tops. So, slip on these posh pieces, a fabulous frock, marvelous Mary Janes, and a feathered fascinator for a look that’s more extravagant and elegant than champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
Reservations Required Top: $84.99 $40.00
I had to look twice to figure out how the sleeves worked.
It’s Friday, you just got paid, and there is absolutely nothing stopping you from splurging on dinner this evening. Think ahead, call your favorite fancy restaurant during your lunch break, and invite an old friend while you’re at it!
Waves of Fortune Dress: $79.99
So when you get high and look at it sort of sideways…
Brought together by an exposed zipper at back and a self belt, this dress allows you to enjoy the night’s cocktail party with extra vim. Its zigzag pattern features vibrant earth tones, and wavy ruffles that run from top to hem on each side add a lively edge to the frock’s flattering shape.
(Courtesy of Martha!)
