The Sumptuous Sock: $14.99
Today, we lol not at the clothing, but at how hilariously overwrought the copy is.
Ladies, now you can get a leg up on luxury thanks to these sophisticated obsidian socks. These opulent ped-protectors are as sheer as they are silky, and feature one spectacularly splendorous detail that sets them apart from all other socks - exquisite rows of scalloped lace that line their tops. So, slip on these posh pieces, a fabulous frock, marvelous Mary Janes, and a feathered fascinator for a look that’s more extravagant and elegant than champagne wishes and caviar dreams.