Square Dancing Queen Dress: $129.99
There’s so much more about this frock, we’d talk about it ‘round the clock! The velvet belted sleeves and waist, the polka dot bib so aptly placed - we saved our favorite thing for last, the dainty bow tie has so much sass! Now meet your partner and promenade - you dressed so well, you have it made!
Waves of Fortune Dress: $79.99
So when you get high and look at it sort of sideways…
Brought together by an exposed zipper at back and a self belt, this dress allows you to enjoy the night’s cocktail party with extra vim. Its zigzag pattern features vibrant earth tones, and wavy ruffles that run from top to hem on each side add a lively edge to the frock’s flattering shape.
(Courtesy of Martha!)
Tunnel of Love Dress: $139.99
Return of the unfortunate vagina imagery.
Composed of a wool blend, this heather grey darling features an intarsia knit image of black foliage and hearts among amorous swans on its bottom front. Leaves and hearts decorate the tops of the ribbed sleeves, while a ribbed hem and V-neck cut complete this lovely piece.
Face to Face Dress: $64.99
For when you need your boobs to stare back.
When you encounter fierce fashions, do your instincts tell you to flee or to fight for your right to wear it? If the latter sounds more like you, then we’d like to introduce this little black dress by Motel. Composed of a fitted, cotton-blend skirt with enough stretch to contour comfortably to your figure, and a gauzy, fluttery top with a sheer back and a front featuring a vibrant white, fuchsia, blue, and purple print of a tiger’s face, this dress is the perfect piece to wear while hunting down the hippest hangouts.
Heritage Rose Garden Dress: $75.99
I think I had curtains like this once.
One look at this bountifully blossoming dress, and you’re taken back to the last time you went to the rose garden with your sweetheart. In shades of salmon, blue, green, and purple, its festive florals are as romantic as the cascading ruffles down the front, while the cuffed sleeves lend a feminine formality to its wearer’s wrists.
Water Nymph Dress: $67.99
Aquaman in drag.
Harness the power of fountains and fresh water by slipping into this naturally beautiful dress! Its asymmetrical bust channels the beauty of the ocean with one 3/4 sleeve and a panel of seafoam teal, and its spritely skirt features rivers of wide ruffles that move with the majesty of the rapids. The black trim and waistband will look fabulous with a pair of satin slipper shoes, and you’ll enchant all who you encounter when you enhance this frock’s goddess appeal with flowers in your hair, an arm cuff, and shimmery stockings!
Lady Capulet Dress: $99.99
Shakespearean street-walker.
Did your heart love a sheer, ruffled bodice, empire waist, and adjustable spaghetti straps until now? Well, you never saw such beauty in a dress until this moment.
